Everytime someone rammed their glass with a piece of flatware, the Happy Couple had to drop everything and suck face for a few seconds while the crowd whooped and hollered like mating baboons.Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Ting Tong Glasses
Everytime someone rammed their glass with a piece of flatware, the Happy Couple had to drop everything and suck face for a few seconds while the crowd whooped and hollered like mating baboons.
Mediterranean Fettucine
This was the vegetarian plate. Disappointingly, there were only 2 vegetarians in it.Playing Juvenile Tricks on Other People at the Wedding
"Did something just hit the back of our heads?"Tweaked Out
Andrew was selling Speed, X, Weed, Coke, Crack, Vicodin, Demerol, Percoset, Codine, Aderol, and Acid at the wedding reception. This is him nearly sold out. Jason is high.The Last Gay Joke, I Swear
I am very homo for that sexy guy in the blue shirt right now.
Oh really? Which one?
Hundreds of Years of Inbreeding
Despite her palsy, "LimpLegs Megan" was really a very lovely hunchback. Plus, the drunker she got, the more her tongue would loll out of her head. At some point, it looked like a great slug was trying to enter her mouth, at which point Andrew shouted, "NO!" and slapped her, thinking he was rescuing her from some parasite, but this just made the ugly little thing angrier.
Reactions to Fame
"Alright, Alright, We'll pose for your cameras....."
"Hmm... I'm getting a little tired of all this media attention, I'm here with my girl, ya know..."
"You get the hell out out of my hotel you dirty paparazzi!"
See that girl, Watch that scene, Dig in the dancing queen
This has been so far, an incredibly gay wedding. And yes, I am also an oath-breaker.
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Whitney Houston Eat Your Heart Out
John hits a high A. If only he knew anything other than John Mellencamp.Some Basic Micro Economics
"You see, when you leverage your options, what the oversight committee fails to realize is that..."
"IM IN UR STRAW SIPPING UR DRINK!!"Street Moovz
John and Ted owning the dance floor again with their classic Hand Clappin' 'n Fist Pumpin' routine. The Moonwalk, Tha Dub-le Snake, and The Fishin' Hole were also popular moves featured that night.Father and Son Sing-A-Long
Really can't remember what they were singing together. Perhaps "I Will Survive."
Regardless, Ted couldn't handle it.
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
Blonde bombshell Beth Morrissey can hardly contain her animal attraction to the thrusting pounding tubthumper that is the Kid.The Gyration Continues
Like those of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, it may never be discovered what the fuck is going on in this picture.Meanwhile, at the Bar
Andrew studies his Coasters/Flash Cards and refuses to ever again see the Bride or the Groom.
As the Night Wears On
Feeling the good vibes and the loosened ties, Ted would soon reach to adjust his underwear only to realize he had forgotten to wear a pair.Back Upstairs for the Finale
A Duet of "Stacy's Mom." Originally performed by Fountains of Wayne. This will be this last picture taken in the dancehall. However, the Kid is about to hit on that Blonde. Not the first one tonight.Son of a Bitch. Miss Motherfucking National Asia.
Slap my titties and call my Tina, would you get a look at that!My camera had just enough juice for one picture. How fortuitous that it should capture the greatest moment ever recorded in human history.
After a Heavy Night of Drinking
"Je suis désolée, mademoiselle."
One hour later...
"I think I just need an ambulance."Getting Ready for the Adoring Public
Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Happy Birthday
Toooo Yooooooouuuuu.
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